Let’s be real: award-winning actress and top-notch comedian Amy Schumer doesn’t hold back, especially when she shares a personal story. Between describing her first (and last) one-night-stand to explaining exactly how she got that now very famous lower back tattoo, Schumer leaves nothing to the imagination and we love her for it. But now she wants to take a shot at writing YOUR story, and all you have to do is click here to see what she has in store for you! Trust us, you’ll want to hear it.

The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo is now on sale in paperback! Let Amy read you a little something now.