You’re a bad betch. You know this. We know this. But *alert* even Queen B needs a Jay Z. That’s why the Betches came out with I HAD A NICE TIME… AND OTHER LIES. Who has time to wonder if Bumble Bro is ever going to ask you out, or when it’s acceptable to change your relationship status on Facebook? In this dating guide that’s actually relevant (sorry Mom), the Betches give you the rundown on every relationship issue from early texts to getting him to put a ring on it.  Now in a trade paperback with a special bonus guide (!), I HAD A NICE TIME… AND OTHER LIES is  available wherever books are sold. You’re welcome.

For more advice from The Betches, check out their Dear Abby feature: Betchy Correspondence