How to Celebrate Flag Day

Did you know that June 14th is Flag Day in America? We don’t get the day off work, so it’s clearly a minor holiday, but why not take the opportunity to celebrate? Perhaps with some ridiculous fabric:

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How patrotic! I came across these photos on Tumblr–apparently this is a real fabric you can buy at Joann’s, and the name is “The Pursuit of Happiness.” Have you ever heard anything so perfect?

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Honestly, my favorite part of this is that the designer sat down and thought, “Ok, this hottie playing the pan flute, wearing jean capris and knee-high socks and a bandana around his forehead… something’s missing… oh right! I should give him a happy trail!” Nothing’s more American than a smattering of suggestive body hair.