How to Celebrate Flag Day
Did you know that June 14th is Flag Day in America? We don’t get the day off work, so it’s clearly a minor holiday, but why not take the opportunity to celebrate? Perhaps with some ridiculous fabric:
How patrotic! I came across these photos on Tumblr–apparently this is a real fabric you can buy at Joann’s, and the name is “The Pursuit of Happiness.” Have you ever heard anything so perfect?
Honestly, my favorite part of this is that the designer sat down and thought, “Ok, this hottie playing the pan flute, wearing jean capris and knee-high socks and a bandana around his forehead… something’s missing… oh right! I should give him a happy trail!” Nothing’s more American than a smattering of suggestive body hair.