Tag: Television

Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!

In today’s Quickie, the ladies of the XOXO After Darkcast reminisce about Saturday morning cartoons and share some of the grownup animated series they’re watching now. Kate tries (and fails) to explain Bojack Horseman to Lauren, and we get tossed out of the studio when talk turns to The Snorks.  

The Bachelorette Recap: Jojo Solo No Mo

Amazingly, our fearless correspondent Gabra Zackman has hung on to the bitter end with The Bachelorette, and now we finally discover which generic hunk of man-meat JoJo chose to be her true love forever (or for a contractually obligated six months). Gabra, lead on! We start with #iheartchrisharrison.  I love these live finales!!! So. GOOD.  […]

The Five Steamiest Sex Scenes Ever. Of All Time.

As July comes to a close and August begins, Pocket Star author Stephanie Haefner is sharing the summer heat by bringing us a list of her top five favorite sex scenes in movies. Stephanie’s new eBook original, One Size Fits All, is on sale now.   I have no shame in admitting I adore a good sex […]

The Bachelorette: Thailand and The Men Tell zzzz…

Gabra Zackman is faithfully recapping this season of The Bachelorette, even when it gets super-boring. For the many hours of our lives she’s saving us, we thank her. To honor her sacrifice, read on! GAME ON We open with the continuation of last week’s rose ceremony.  Jojo is weeping, resplendent in cobalt.  Luke has just […]

The Bachelorette Recap: Hometown Heartbreak

Author Gabra Zackman returns to recap the most important cultural program of our time, The Bachelorette! Will JoJo find love, or is it possible that a six-week reality show isn’t actually the most effective way to select a life mate?   The previews alone are reason to watch this episode: it promises love, challenge, heartbreak […]

Bachelorette Recap: Wells, wells, wells

Well even the teaser has me all on edge!!! We are in Buenos Aires and let me tell you… we are getting ready for this shit to get REAL. REALLY REAL. IT’S ON. HOLA Jojo in a hot red dress, psyched about the possibilities. She and #iheartchrisharrison break it down on a park bench. She’s […]

Bachelorette Recap: The Chad Always Rings Twice

AAAAND…. WE’RE BACK! The gents are toasting. Chad is gone. OR SO THEY THINK. They’re having a mock funeral… spreading his protein powder ashes!!! HAHAHAHAH But wait… Chad is walking through the woods towards them. Wells, spreading protein ashes: “Farewell Sweet Prince.” Bonus stars for a Hamlet quote. #educationworks Chad knocks on the front door. […]

Bachelorette Recap: #Bach-n-Bitch?

Our stalwart Bachelorette recapper Gabra is no stranger to a hashtag, as you’ll know if you’ve read any of her The Catch recaps (#hotasrocks). So it’s no surprise that while the Bach goes dark for NBA finals, Gabra turned to Twitter! Here’s a sampling of the best #Bachelorette tweets she spotted last night… #Bachelorette Roundup […]

The Bachelorette Recap: Jocks, Rocks & Cocks

Author Gabra Zackman returns to recap the most important cultural program of our time, The Bachelorette! Will JoJo find love, or is it possible that a six-week reality show isn’t actually the most effective way to select a life mate? PROLOGUE: “It’s almost like a bad dream.”  Shakespeare, or The Bachelorette Week 4?  So begins […]

The Bachelorette Recap: Kiss From the Bros

While our usual recapper, Elana, is out on maternity leave with her brand-new Bachelor (look for him on the 2039 season), author Gabra Zackman has jumped in to make sure we don’t miss a single rose ceremony! Read on for all the rose-related antics… I’m pinch hitting Bachelorette recaps this season and am psyched to […]

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