Tagged: reality tv

THE BACHELOR: Iowa Caucus Results. JK It’s The Bachelor Recap.

But did anyone else freak the f*ck out there for a minute when it seemed like ABC might have the audacity to detract from our Bachelor Nation time AT RANDOM INTERVALS…

THE BACHELOR: What Happens in Vegas Gets Broadcasted on National TV and It’s Really, Really Bad

  This week was essentially a case study in what happens when you take a bunch of giggling idiots to Las Vegas and ask them to act out the lyrics…

The Bachelor: Olivia’s Toes are the new Olivia’s Mouth

Week Three of our favorite pastime and Monday survival mechanism was slightly less boring than last week’s ep. TG for drama. Not only do we have Olivia rocking the “villain’s…

THE BACHELOR: First They’re Sweet, Then They’re Sour, Then They’re Gone

Unless your name is Lace and the producers are slipping Ben $20s to keep you around. Let the incessant day drinking begin! Episode 2 of this season opens with the…

THE BACHELOR: Ben is Young, Farm Animals are Fun, Jubilee Has A Gun

Aaaaaannddd we’re back! Hello, Bachelor Nation! Or should I say, Slucham—after all, to kick off the night Ben introduces us to his small Podunk hometown of Warsaw, Poland Indiana. This…

What 2015 reflections? It’s Bachelor prediction time, ya’ll!

Here at XOXO, we’re all about priorities. Soooo, long list of what we did well this past year (everything) and what we can aspire to for the year to come…

The Bachelorette: A Trainer, A Sad Clown, and A Proposal

After an entire season spent watching the world’s most inappropriate/ ill-equipped Bachelorette make an enemy out of every woman in America, it’s finally here. THE. MOST. DRAMATIC. SHOCKING. BACHELORETTE. SEASON. FINALE.…

The Bachelorette: “Thar, She Blows!”

We kicked off last night with a recap of last week’s epi, so we got to re-live the oratory masterpiece that was Shawn “confronting” Nick about his questionable motives and…

The Bachelorette: Welcome to Porktown

So we all know last week ended with the news that the masterminds behind this show are switching things up on us and making Kaitlyn cut the group in half…

Welcome to Whine Country: OC S10E3

In this week’s episode Heather launches her new line of “Champs” while not so accidentally declaring a favorite child and Susan is way off her game and looking really crazy.…