Tagged: reality tv

The Bachelorette Recap: Jojo Solo No Mo

Amazingly, our fearless correspondent Gabra Zackman has hung on to the bitter end with The Bachelorette, and now we finally discover which generic hunk of man-meat JoJo chose to be…

The Bachelorette Recap: Hometown Heartbreak

Author Gabra Zackman returns to recap the most important cultural program of our time, The Bachelorette! Will JoJo find love, or is it possible that a six-week reality show isn’t…

Bachelorette Recap: Wells, wells, wells

Well even the teaser has me all on edge!!! We are in Buenos Aires and let me tell you… we are getting ready for this shit to get REAL. REALLY…

Bachelorette Recap: The Chad Always Rings Twice

AAAAND…. WE’RE BACK! The gents are toasting. Chad is gone. OR SO THEY THINK. They’re having a mock funeral… spreading his protein powder ashes!!! HAHAHAHAH But wait… Chad is walking…

Bachelorette Recap: #Bach-n-Bitch?

Our stalwart Bachelorette recapper Gabra is no stranger to a hashtag, as you’ll know if you’ve read any of her The Catch recaps (#hotasrocks). So it’s no surprise that while…

The Bachelorette Recap: Jocks, Rocks & Cocks

Author Gabra Zackman returns to recap the most important cultural program of our time, The Bachelorette! Will JoJo find love, or is it possible that a six-week reality show isn’t…

The Bachelorette Recap: Kiss From the Bros

While our usual recapper, Elana, is out on maternity leave with her brand-new Bachelor (look for him on the 2039 season), author Gabra Zackman has jumped in to make sure…

XOXO After Darkcast: Dating (and Ghosting) Feat. Andi Dorfman

  The XOXO After Darkcast had a celebrity on the line this week–Andi Dorfman, of “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” fame! She was the perfect guest to talk about dating–and breaking…

The Bachelor Women Tell All: Of Kings and Prophets and Ben

Last night’s Women Tell All episode showed us that competing on The Bachelor is a direct catalyst to a jumpsuit/bad ombre job/chartreuse lipstick fetish, and that Ben is still ‘the most popular…

The Bachelor: Hurricane Leah Hits the Bahamas, and It’s a Doozy

Last night’s episode was basically a study in what happens when an early incarnation of the Zika virus attacks all of The Bachelor contestants at once on a Bahamas vaca…