Category: Television

Bachelor Recap: From Past Slights to Northern Lights

Hello, Bachelorinas! The universe smiled down upon your exhausted recapper, still recovering from yesterday’s long night of Oscar-watching (and the better-than-Shyamalan twist ending!), and made tonight’s episode only an hour…

Bachelor Recap: Stressing over blessing

We’re back on the long slog of Bachelorizing, as Nick has sent Kristina packing. Rather than bothering to make everyone get all dressed up and stressed when they can already…

Bachelor Recap: Why Do I Even Bother?

Before we begin tonight’s what-we’ll-loosely-call-festivities, let’s acknowledge the elephant in the room: the internet has spoiled tonight’s episode, and perhaps the series, by revealing that Rachel will be the first…

Bachelor Recap: The Farmer’s Date from Hell

A nor’easter is storming up the coast and New York is cold, wet and wild, like a Bachelor contestant at a waterpark date the episode before hometown visits. So let’s…

The Bachelor Recap: Tell Me Why (Nick Did This 4 Times)

Hello, BachFans! I’m back to recap another step of our journey–our journey to watch one man repeatedly try to find love on television. What could possibly go wrong? We pick up…

The Bachelor Recap Takes Its Top Off

Hello, XOXO Nation! After a week of rest to survey the terrain, we’re back with recaps of The Bachelor, or as the original pilot was called, Regrettable Decisions Live. Buckle your seatbelts,…

Gilmore Girls: To Binge or Not To Binge

Happy Thanksgiving! We are thankful for your continued readership, support, and love of all things romance! via GIPHY While we’re sure you’re preparing for Thanksgiving dinner we thought we might…

Bachelorette Recap: Wells, wells, wells

Well even the teaser has me all on edge!!! We are in Buenos Aires and let me tell you… we are getting ready for this shit to get REAL. REALLY…

Bachelorette Recap: The Chad Always Rings Twice

AAAAND…. WE’RE BACK! The gents are toasting. Chad is gone. OR SO THEY THINK. They’re having a mock funeral… spreading his protein powder ashes!!! HAHAHAHAH But wait… Chad is walking…

The Re-Catch: Episode 8, The Package

    Well thank GOD spring has finally sprung in New York! This means people occasionally smile and break out the shorts and sundresses. It’s a pleasure when it all…