If you somehow haven’t discovered Bravo’s many “Real Housewives” series yet, we assume you have been living in a monastery in Kathmandu for the last ten years. Welcome back to the real world! You’ve got a lot of catching up to do, since there are now RH franchises all over the country (and in Australia, too!). Fortunately, a number of these ladies have developed literary aspirations, and thus you can enjoy all the Housewifery even if you’re too cool to own a TV.