Instead of our full-length recaps this season, Abby is livetweeting The Bachelor every Monday night. If you watch in real time too, look for @AbZurdity at the #Bachelor hashtag and say hello! But if you aren’t prepared to give up two hours of your life every week, you can catch the Storify of Abby’s tweet storm right here on XOXO. Let us know who YOU think Rachel should pick!