You’re a bad betch. You know this. We know this. But *alert* even Queen B needs a Jay Z. That’s why the Betches came out with I HAD A NICE TIME… AND OTHER LIES. Who has time to wonder if Bumble Bro is ever going to ask you out, or when it’s acceptable to change your relationship status on Facebook? In this dating guide that’s actually relevant (sorry Mom), the Betches give you the rundown on every relationship issue from early texts to getting him to put a ring on it. Now in a trade paperback with a special bonus guide (!), I HAD A NICE TIME… AND OTHER LIES is available wherever books are sold. You’re welcome.
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I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies…
In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with randos, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches—first, we helped you win at basically everything, and now we’re going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face: dating. Maybe you’re a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he’s just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you’re a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Or maybe you’re just tired of swiping left and ready for the pro of your dreams to put a 15-karat diamond ring on it so you can stop pretending to do work. Either way, we’ve got you covered. So put away the Ben & Jerry’s fro-yo (just because it’s low fat doesn’t mean it’s okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.