Notice how everything on the web now has to have a title that makes you click? Who can resist “You Won’t Believe This One Weird Trick to Losing Weight!” or “A Reporter and an Elephant Seal Pup Meet & You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” Well, The Millions decided to apply this technique to some classic (and recent) book titles, and…You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

Here are just a couple of the funniest title rewrites–for the full article, go to The Millions and enjoy!