Awww…I don’t look that good even when I HAVEN’T just given birth to the heir to the British throne. (image via Us Weekly)

Were you part of the frenzy awaiting Kate and Wills’ baby boy? Here at Publishing Central, we were particularly eager for the name, because we’re reissuing Christopher Andersen’s book William and Kate to include a chapter on the newest member of the royal family…but you can’t exactly call him “Baby TK”! Happily, the announcement was made soon enough, and now we can all start shopping for our commemorative George Alexander Louis tea towels.

But if you still need a little more pomp and circumstance in your life, why not try this Royal Name Generator, courtesy of USA Today? Just pop your initials into the form and voila! I’m quite pleased with my new title:

Lady Pebbles